Busy Busy Bee

Today was stressful. After running around all day I still feel like I have accomplished absolutely nothing. I awoke running a little behind schedule so I quickly got up, dressed, and brushed my teeth, shaved, the whole nine yards. Walked downstairs and realized for the first time that I didn’t see my wife or daughter in the house while I was rushing around. I’m glad I realized it when I did because once I got to the parking lot and saw my car wasn’t there I would have flipped out. Now seeing I’m stuck at home it seemed like I was going to be late for my appointment. I walked back inside called up the workplace. ”THE WORKPLACE” Yes, it’s the place in my life where I work. Imagine that. It’s like my wife Erica is the wife piece. She is the piece of my life that is the wife. Got it? I don’t have time to show you all the pieces of the chart that is my life but you have your spot. You are the followers and if you ever where to see the chart I would have to kill you. If you didn’t I would then have to refill that spot in the chart and that is just too much work. Back to the story, the workplace sends yep-yep as I like to call him to come pick me up. Now we’re off to this appointment that I have been scheduled for. Once we arrive I quickly run in and realize that this appointment is not in this building. Again I’m searching for information. Run to my workplace find out the correct location and then go to it. I’m now fifteen minutes late as I come stumbling into this class. At least the teacher was nice enough to allow me to stay. Crisis is now averted. Another fifteen minutes go by and I realize that Yep-yep is still in the car waiting to see if this was the right place or not. I don’t know what happened to yep-yep but my guess is minjas (midget ninjas I guess he didn't have this book) came and took him away. At the end of this course I was asked to sign in that I attended the class and to my surprise my name isn’t even on the roster. So all this secret agent training for nothing. At least I now can kill someone with a toothpick, bring them back to life, interrogate them, and then kill them with the same toothpick. (True story) You’re very impressed I know. It’s a little hard to take all that killing power in at first but let it digest for a minute and come back to it. That was just the first three hours of my day and most interesting hope you all had a great day and remember IT’S PAYDAY!!!